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Wednesday, January 19, 2011

hampas hampas

bago magbasa huwag po masyadong seryosohin ang mga impormasyon sa baba. nakakabaliw.

Guys, Naranasan niyo na ba yung tipong dahil sa sobrang seksi ng gelfren mo eh nanggigil ka? yung tipong gigil na gigil ka? Na parang hindi mo na mapigil?  Na yung si little birdie ay naging si king kupa (kalaban ni super mario) ? Normal lang yun kapag gelfren o kaya asawa mo. papaano ang kung hindi? papaano kung iba? pano kung sa taong na nakasalubong mo lang tapos nagkatitigan kayo ng 5 minutes  at accidentally nakindatan mo with matching labas dila lang? papaano?


kaya mo ba makaresist sa ganito?

Napaka ironic ng buhay. Na kapag kung kailan bawal na at umiiwas ka saka naman sadyang dumadami ang mga tukso. Alam ko naranasan niyo rin itong sinasabi ko. Normal lang yun kasi lahing pikutin tayo. hahaha. Kaya nga nagisip ako ng maasahang ideya.

Para makaiwas sa..uhmmm alam mo na.Paghindi mo na talaga kayang mapigil. kapag nadala ka na sa kwarto at dalawa na lang kayong natira na wala ng saplot. Ihampas hampas mo na lang. Ihampas hampas mo na lang all over her body. I know you know what i mean. hehe. makakaraos ka na nun. makakaiwas disgrasya ka pa.   











eto po yung panghahampas mo. sigurado lalayo siya.
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30 comments:

  1. Diamond RJanuary 19, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    nabasbasan ba yan? parang drving demons.

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:01 PM

    hahaha kailangang may basbas pa ng pari yan.. kasi minsan nasasarapan ka rin kasing manghampas to the point iba na pala hinahampas mo.. hahahah..

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  3. Axl Powerhouse NetworkJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    wahhaha bravo.. pambihira ka talaga....guamganun talaga.... hampas hampas talaga :D

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  4. EngrMoksJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:03 PM

    lol, salamat sa suggestion iwas disgrasya yan para makabuntis ng hindi ko asawa...hehehe

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  5. MadzJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    puro ka talaga kalokohan :))

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  6. chingoy, the great chef wannabeJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    waaaah... ang aga naman para sa lenten season!

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  7. XprosaicJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    Ahahahahhaha pano kung iba ang naihampas ko... sabay basbas na rin... lol

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  8. goyoJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:21 AM

    Lol. Putaena lalayo nga yang mga kampon ng demonyo dyan.

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  9. bulakbolero.sgJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:44 AM

    natawa naman ako don. haha.

    makabili nga din ng ganyang panghampas.

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  10. -=K=-January 20, 2011 at 12:59 AM

    Bwahahahhahah! May hampas hampas ka pang nalalaman dyan ah! LOL! Baliw ka talaga. Wag mong ipahampas, ipalamas mo. LOL!

    Bastos ka!!!!!

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  11. RahJanuary 20, 2011 at 2:00 AM

    Ang sexy ng chick! anong panglan niya para igoggle ko kung may additional pics. hehehe

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  12. UngazJanuary 20, 2011 at 2:40 AM

    Hindi ako makarelate at walang tumitigas sakin..whahahahaha!!!!Kaw talaga nakukuha sa titig.hahaha

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  13. SuperjaidJanuary 20, 2011 at 2:43 AM

    haha tae tawa ako ng tawa dito!hampas hamapas pang nalalaman si kuya hehehe =) ayos to..hihihi

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  14. khantotantraJanuary 20, 2011 at 3:37 AM

    Nyahahah. akala ko kung ano na ihahampas-hampas mo.

    Grabe ka.... palaspas!

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  15. gillboardJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:50 AM

    hindi ko nagets... hehehe

    sorry, slow lang.

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:24 AM

    Bwahahaha!!! Hay... yun lang. Bwahahahaha!!!! (ulit)

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    5 mins na titigan, tas ihahampas lang? sus! mas masakit pa sa pinetensya yon! lol

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  18. BinoJanuary 20, 2011 at 6:45 AM

    masakit sa puson un! hehehehe. wala nang hampasan dapat! :D

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  19. KESOJanuary 20, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    hahahaha! daming alam basta kalokohan. :DD

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  20. glentotJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    Kailangan rin syang matilamsikan... ng holy water.

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:28 PM

    puro kalokohan nasa isip o. haha! hampasin kita dyan eh! LOL!

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  22. DhangJanuary 20, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    hindi ako makarelate. haha!

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  23. Hack To The MaxJanuary 20, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    hahaha... ayuz... muntik mo na ko malinlang sa post mo na to... hehehe... lalayo ang tukso jan boss kiki labotz....

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  24. PaoJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    LAKAS! Ang-naughty eh. hahaha

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  25. EMOTERAJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Ang dami kong TAWA! hahahaha! :D Astig eh noh. Palaspas pala yung ihahampas! tama yan baka nasaniban lang ang girl. hahaha :D

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  26. AnonymousJanuary 20, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    natawa namana ako bigla..

    ano ga yang panghahampas mo?palaspas ga iyan?:))

    gud day sau!!!

    (bloghopping)

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  27. AdroidEntengJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:11 AM

    makikilamas este hampas na lang ako...lol...nice one pareng kiki..

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  28. Rico De BucoJanuary 21, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    naku anot to health teaching hehehe abstinence? hahahha

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    helo :) ..katawa `tong post mo :D napadaan lang po :)

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  30. salbeheJanuary 23, 2011 at 9:23 PM

    Bakit mo pipigilan? Gow lang nang gow! :)

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